#he's a hottie tbh

[zhxngii]

He

HE NOTICES ME 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 hey daddy

OMG HOW THAT STARE IS PUTTING ME ON MY KNE- i mean haha omg he's intimidating (im turned on) he looks so cool though wtf this design is sick

scars (hhhng..) and then the blood is gold woahhh (i think it is? unless i'm wrong and it's some other liquid) his hair is nice too

[hotvintagepoll]

Hi!!! I saw Kurosawa's 1963 movie High and Low today. I didn't even recognize the star - one Toshiro Mifune! He would have been 43 or so. Get a load of this middle aged hottie!

Have you seen it? Mifune really shines as a wealthy businessman caught up in a kidnapping case.

i haven't seen it! but look at our guy!

[aurorangen]

Sim Dump #1 | Male Sims

As promised here is my first sim dump for reaching 1k and ofc it's some handsome men to liven up your game! You can do whatever you want, be it for the girls or the guys, so show these sims some looove. Thank you so much for all the support and for enjoying my content. There's much more to come and I hope you like this gift!

Details:

Don’t claim as your own and/or reupload

Don't change their features drastically

Only everyday outfit (all cc is included)

All credits go to the CC creators

Feel free to tag me so I can see

PLS don’t do anything weird to them

DOWNLOAD (sfs)

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi understands he got the hottest dude in all of konoha

He does NOT understand that gai also bagged himself a hottie and is constantly wondering wtf gai see’s in him

[hippieelf]

Save me college-age Coach Beard. Save me

[rookonthehunt]

ooc post i think(?) thinking abt the time I was yapping about Jade Leech in the car to my mum and she said, and I quote, "Is he... a hottie?"

[travalerray]

I love the Twin Heroes/Twin Prides promise because not only does Wei Wuxian claim that they would grow up to be sect leader and subordinate just like their fathers but also just like Gusu has its Twin Jades, Yunmeng would have its Twin Prides.

And considering how both the compared to relationships went, it's very ironic

[forcedhesitation]

...just heard about the upcoming perk changes...hmm...yeah. the only good one definitely is the adrenaline nerf. I've wanted them to take away healing off hook forever.

the other perk changes are ass.

ultimate weapon is still outrageously unfair, even if you take away the screaming! to me, it feels like they just saw the uptick in people using calm spirit following the addition of ultimate weapon, and decided "hm, the way to deal with this is to remove the screaming." no! this perks needs to be reworked differently! given a longer cooldown, something! it does way too much for just one perk!

DS buff isn't going to stop tunnelling. strong killers don't care if you stun them, and weaker survivors likely won't even have DS because it's licensed...waste of a buff. just as they should do with off the record, they need to spread out these important anti-tunnel strategies to general perks. it's so unfair that something this important be gated behind a DLC. and no one perk should ever be too strong!

also, I saw otz's commentary on the changes. I could not agree more that certain killers should be nerfed directly, rather than trying to just balance perks generally. not all killers interact with different perks the same... nurse, wesker, huntress, blight, etc do not care about a stun, even if it's increased in length. you need to change them & how their powers work in relation to stuns, so survivors have a chance to get away from them, rather than buffing the perk so that old man ghostface has an even worse time in this dogshit meta lmao.

[mktrashheap]

Blurb 3: Kuai Liang.

It has been weeks since Kuai Liang's lover left for a mission and he had no news. Nothing. For weeks. To say keeping his temper in check was growing difficult would be an understatement.

So when he returned, Kuai Liang brought him to his quarters. He pushed him to the bed and sat on his lap, keeping him flush against him, being held tightly by his waist in return. It was perfect. That was his man, on his bed and in his arms. It was how it should be and he would do everything in his power to keep him close.

He felt the hands that squeezed his waist just a moment ago travel up his back to the back of his head. He knew what came next and still it made him breathe a little bit deeper. The man untied his hair with ease, combing his hair with his fingers in the way only he was allowed to do. It was something simple, silly even, but when his man did that, Kuai Liang knew he was a goner. Whether it was deliberately to provoke him, Kuai Liang wasn't sure and quite frankly didn't care. He loved that man, he missed him dearly and missed the way he felt under his attention.

[ashmp3]

can i get an applause for my moms cotton pants from 2005… Thank you!

[bbqhooligan]

hes a resident evil or overwatch or fortnite or red dead redemption character

idk i dont play video games i just know Gender when i see it

[zhxngii]

me who completely forgot to add jjk men to my mean doms post... atp im making a list LMAO

[spicyfruitcxndy]

And on a note that Kurumi is definitely already aware of.......his ass is really nice. Not a fat ass, but its round, soft, and tight. Looks fantastic in panties. Even better when you yank em down.

[neurodivergentaroace]

In case anyone forgets I’m asexual, today at work all my coworkers were talking about this guy, and one of them turned to me and said “why aren’t you checking him out?”

[floatingonarock]

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[ainosgarden]

*opening my trench coat full of Machiko pics* PROPAGANDA ROUND 2 BITCHES GET READY TO BE HORNY

more dancing Machiko!! a versatile talent that can master any style!! goofy! sexy! spooky! elegant! you name it! she can do it!

and judging by my previous propaganda, i sense a considerable thirst for menswear Machiko among you all...so behold, handsome Machiko in dashing motion from Black Lizard (1962)

she's ethereal! she's sensual! she's mysterious! she's adorable! she's got weird eyebrows!

SHE IS NOT ONLY HOT SHE IS EFFERVESCENT

finally, i'm summoning our reigning king Toshiro Mifune to help out his pal Machiko

LOOK AT THESE CUTIES

LOOK AT HOW HOT MACHIKO LOOKS IN MARINE UNIFORM

(btw the context for this is an educational promo they did for a sea training institute in 1952. Machiko herself is an avid sea fishing hobbyist and lover of boats and ships)

and for my Rashomon fans out there, my two favorite cast photos

LOOK AT THESE DORKS <333 i love when actors do random photos in character and the second photo gives out such powerful middle-school-students-going-on-field-trip vibe it makes me chuckle every time i see it

last of the last, introducing sizzling hot Machiko & Mifune in their lesser known film The Life of a Horsetrader (1951), which is famous for its 'wild-west' aesthetics and the Mifune's sumo scene (yes he wears sumo outfit yes he's basically butt naked and all sweaty and yes you can see milf Machiko in this clip as well)

so if yall Mifune booty/thighs enthusiasts found this gem bc of this propaganda you're obliged to vote my queen Machiko (Mifune said so when he called me)

Propaganda

Machiko Kyō (Rashomon, Floating Weeds, Older Brother Younger Sister)— Considered an early sex symbol in Japanese cinema. Also just an ethereal beauty who can also go feral/unhinged in a glorious way.

Judy Garland (Meet Me In St. Louis, A Star is Born, Summer Stock)— Judy is the GOAT when it comes to classic movie musicals. The voice of an angel who deserved so much better than she got. She can sing she can dance she can act she's a triple threat. Though she had a turbulent personal life (her treatment as a child star by the studio system makes me mad as hell like Louis b Mayer fight me ((she was made to believe that she was physically unattractive by the constant criticism of film executives who made her feel ugly and who manipulated her onscreen appearance by capping her teeth and using discs in her nose to change its shape and Mayer called her "my little hunchback" like imagine hearing that as a child and not having damage)) she always goddamn delivered on screen and in any performance she gave. She began in vaudeville performing with her sisters and was signed to MGM at 13. Starting out in supporting parts especially paired with mickey Rooney in a bunch of films (she's the best part tbh) she eventually transferred to the lead role. She is best known for her starring role in movie musicals like the iconic Wizard of Oz (somewhere over the rainbow still hits hard and is ranked the top film song of all time), meet me in St. Louis (Judy singing have your self a merry little Christmas brings tears to the eyes she is that powerful), the Harvey girls (she looks like a technicolor dream and sings a catchy af song about trains), Easter parade ( dancing and singing with Fred Astaire), for me and my gal, the pirate, and summer stock ( with pal Gene Kelly who she helped when he was starting out and he helped her when she was struggling). But she also does non- singing just as well like the clock ( her first movie where she sings no songs and is an underrated ww2 era romance), her Oscar nominated a star is born ( like the man that got away she put her whole soul in that and I have beef with the fact she lost to grace kelly ((whom I love but like still not even her best work)), and judgement at Nuremberg (a courtroom drama about the nazi war criminal trials). Outside of film she made concert appearances to record-breaking audiences, released 8 studio albums, and had her own Emmy-nominated tv series. She was the youngest (39) and first female recipient of the Cecil B DeMille award for lifetime achievement in the film industry. Girl was a lifelong democrat and was a financial and moral supporter of many causes including the civil rights movement (she was at the March on Washington and held a press conference to protest the 16th street Baptist church bombings). She was a friend of the Kennedy family and would call jfk weekly often ending the calls by singing the first few lines of somewhere over the rainbow (she thought of them as Gemini twins).She was a member of the committee for the first amendment which was formed in response to the HUAC investigations. Though she died far too young and tragically she remains an icon for her work and her life. As a girl who didn't feel like i was as pretty as everyone else I have always felt a connection to Judy and I just really love her.

This is round 3 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Machiko Kyō:

Judy:

Judy's voice alone qualifies her for at least top ten hottest HOT VINTAGE MOVIE WOMEN. She was a truly incredible swing singer, with a stunning voice on top of her technique. Her short dark hair looked incredible in just about any style. Have I mentioned her swagger? I can’t do it justice with words. She had swagger. She was funny as hell, and clever too. Incredibly charming and cool. I adore her.

Her eyes, her voice have bewitched me

I mean how can you beat the one and only Judy? She's beautiful, her smile is contagious, the way she sings with her whole body. You can't help but love her.

Beautiful woman, love her singing voice. And she can do everything between happy or silly and angry or heartbroken